function sa(url,headline_text,source,media_type,cluster,tagline,document_url,harvest_time,access_status,access_registration) 
{
   this.url = url;
   this.headline_text = headline_text;
   this.source = source;
   this.media_type = media_type;
   this.cluster = cluster;
   this.tagline = tagline;
   this.document_url = document_url;
   this.harvest_time = harvest_time;
   this.access_status = access_status;
   this.access_registration = access_registration;
}
article = new Array(
  new sa("http://click.pulse360.com/cgi-bin/clickthrough.cgi?db=context&position=7001&tid=bhnibmnlbnnkbpnobonozn&eid=1&id=92234799&creative=264549&query=general%20network%3A(general)&clickid=87870965&tz=US&UNQ=00000126574988867223624000000106053056&value=BBTXODEH623U2&origvalue=JCITURG2NUMJO&cgroup=satiricalnews","Obama’s School Stimulus Money $$$","Sponsored Link","text","Satirical news"," ","http://click.pulse360.com/cgi-bin/clickthrough.cgi?db=context&position=7001&tid=bhnibmnlbnnkbpnobonozn&eid=1&id=92234799&creative=264549&query=general%20network%3A(general)&clickid=87870965&tz=US&UNQ=00000126574988867223624000000106053056&value=BBTXODEH623U2&origvalue=JCITURG2NUMJO&cgroup=satiricalnews",""," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2537282762","David James Banning Order Fiasco","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 20:58:31"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2537282713","Didier Drogba's Favourite fans are the Diddy Men from Naughty Ash","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 20:58:30"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2537282664","John Terry News Update: He Did It For The Irish","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 20:58:29"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2536562411","Sarah Palin Naked","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 16:41:45"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2536562382","Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit  Against TheSpoof.com","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 16:41:44"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2536541727","Family Concerned After Aging TV Show Has Another Terrible Episode","The Onion","text","Satirical news"," ","http://www.theonion.com","9 Feb 2010 16:33:30"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2536534208","Rapidly Swelling Man May Contain Traces Of Peanuts","The Onion","text","Satirical news"," ","http://www.theonion.com","9 Feb 2010 16:30:15"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2536019274","Obama Girls Upset At Father's Universal Health Care Plan","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 13:18:11"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535923035","Chelsea captain's missus sends him £125 divorce advice voucher for Valentine's","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 12:42:08"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535799055","Coronation Street Star's Business Venture Folds","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 11:50:19"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535671148","New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:41:12"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535668747","'LisaPisa Has Really Big Tits' Claims Billie Budd The Pizza Delivery Man","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:40:08"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535668760","Redneck Gourmet Publishes Roadkill Cookbook","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:40:08"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535668693","Satan Resigns as the Evil One","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:40:06"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535668662","Elin Nordegren: Tiger's Coming Home!","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:40:06"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535668598","Amanda Holden Shows Up For Britain's Got Talent Auditions (Minus The Spanx).","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 10:40:04"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2535449496","Sarah Palin Admits she had 'Plam Prompter' installed before Tea Party Speech","Unconfirmedsources.com","text","Satirical news"," ","http://www.unconfirmedsources.com","9 Feb 2010 08:56:51"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2534960705","Drew Brees's Into The Big Easy And Alienates The 'Who Dat' Locals","The Spoof","text","Satirical news","","http://thespoof.com","9 Feb 2010 04:05:00"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2534941631","Tiger Woods Still Wants Sex","Unconfirmedsources.com","text","Satirical news"," ","http://www.unconfirmedsources.com","9 Feb 2010 03:49:38"," "," "),
  new sa("http://c.feeddirect.com/click/here.pl?j2534633500","New Orleans Moves To No. 3 In NFL Power Rankings","The Onion","text","Satirical news"," ","http://www.theonion.com","9 Feb 2010 00:57:03"," "," ")
);